Well, someone got lucky. Minty fresh lucky.

Well, someone got lucky. Minty fresh lucky.

I mean, there are bins downstairs. Down one flight of stairs. But, you know what, let’s just leave our broken chair in the hallway, darling.

I mean, there are bins downstairs. Down one flight of stairs. But, you know what, let’s just leave our broken chair in the hallway, darling.

I don’t even want to know why. PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE.

I don’t even want to know why. PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE.

I have a secret banana-factor. (sorry)

I have a secret banana-factor. (sorry)

Sock drawer seeks hallway for rent. Must have 100000v lighting and a tiled floor that smells of paprika.

Sock drawer seeks hallway for rent. Must have 100000v lighting and a tiled floor that smells of paprika.

I live in a block of flats in West London. People leave shit in my hallway.

Here it is.

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